FredRAMP Scope Defining Fred's Boundaries

In Scope: FredRAMP provides comprehensive security coverage for all coffee-related operations, including:

• Coffee machine security protocols
• Coffee bean supply chain security
• Coffee consumption monitoring and analytics
• Emergency coffee delivery systems
• Coffee-based productivity metrics
• Caffeine level security assessments
• Coffee machine maintenance and updates
• Coffee-related incident response

Note: All coffee operations must be properly caffeinated and basement-accessible.

In Scope: FredRAMP provides specialized cat security services, including:

• Cat-based vulnerability detection
• Feline threat hunting and analysis
• Cat security certification programs
• Purr-based security alerting systems
• Cat photo integration in security reports
• Feline incident response coordination
• Cat security training and education
• Cat treat distribution and management

Note: All cat security operations require proper treats and comfortable napping areas.

In Scope: FredRAMP provides comprehensive security coverage for basement office operations, including:

• Basement office security assessments
• Underground communication systems
• Basement coffee delivery protocols
• Subterranean emergency response procedures
• Basement office management standards
• Underground network security
• Basement office incident response
• Subterranean access control systems

Note: All basement operations must have proper ventilation and emergency coffee supplies.

In Scope: FredRAMP provides specialized rubber duck debugging services, including:

• Rubber duck security consultations
• Advanced rubber duck debugging techniques
• Rubber duck incident response protocols
• Rubber duck security training programs
• Rubber duck vulnerability assessment
• Rubber duck security certification
• Rubber duck maintenance and care
• Rubber duck security research and development

Note: All rubber duck operations require proper desk placement and regular security briefings.

Important: FredRAMP does NOT provide the following services:

• Actual government cybersecurity (that's the real FedRAMP)
• Tea-based security operations (coffee only)
• Dog security services (cats only)
• Above-ground office security (basement only)
• Non-rubber duck debugging (rubber ducks only)
• Decaffeinated security assessments
• Serious government work (humor required)
• Traditional office politics (basement politics only)

Note: If you need actual government cybersecurity services, please visit the official FedRAMP website at fedramp.gov.

Geographic Scope:

• Fred's basement office (primary)
• Fred's kitchen (coffee access)
• Fred's living room (cat security)
• Fred's bathroom (emergency protocols)
• Fred's garage (storage and backup)

Temporal Scope:

• 24/7 operations (Fred never sleeps)
• Coffee time: All day, every day
• Cat security: During waking hours
• Basement operations: Continuous

What's NOT Covered:

• Real government cybersecurity
• Tea-based operations
• Dog security services
• Above-ground offices
• Non-rubber duck debugging
• Decaffeinated assessments
• Serious government work
• Traditional office politics